Houston... we have an ego problem.
For everyone who's ever worked with someone whose head's so far up their own backside they've completely lost touch with reality, this one's for you.
Featuring a cheeky dictionary-style definition and a floating astronaut graphic, the Ass-tronaut T-shirt is the perfect blend of wordplay, sarcasm and wonderfully questionable humour. Whether it's aimed at a work colleague, your mate who thinks they're always right, or someone who'll never realise it's about them, this design is guaranteed to get a laugh.
Ideal for casual wear, the pub, the office Christmas party (if you're feeling brave) or as the perfect gift for that one person everyone instantly thinks of.
Features
Funny dictionary-style "Ass-tronaut" graphic
Clever visual pun with space-inspired artwork
Soft, premium-quality fabric for all-day comfort
Classic unisex fit
High-quality print built to last
The perfect gift for lovers of sarcasm, wordplay and cheeky British humour
For those who are so far up their own arse... they've lost contact with Earth.
The fabric feels soft against the skin thanks to Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and keeps you comfortable through errands, coffee runs, or laid-back meetups. Thoughtful details (side seams, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label) keep the fit neat and the neckline resilient. Ethically produced blanks and REACH certification mean you’re choosing responsibly-made apparel.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz)
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape
- Side seams for lasting shape and structured fit
- Small centered chest illustration with subtle back text
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; ethically manufactured
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
