Some insults are timeless.

Inspired by one of the UK's favourite tongue-in-cheek expressions, this playful design brings the legendary "Cock Womble" to life with a wonderfully ridiculous illustration that's guaranteed to get a laugh.

Whether you're buying it for yourself or that mate who somehow manages to make life harder for everyone else, this T-shirt is a light-hearted celebration of British banter and wonderfully questionable humour.

Perfect for festivals, pub gardens, holidays or anywhere a little laughter is appreciated.

Features

• Humorous design inspired by the iconic British slang phrase

• Original illustrated artwork exclusive to Not Everyone's Cuppa

• Soft, premium-quality fabric for all-day comfort

• Classic unisex fit

• High-quality print built to last

• Ideal for lovers of British humour, wordplay and conversation-starting clothing

Because we all know one...Some of us work with one...Some of us are related to one.

Product features

- 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable, breathable 180 g/m² fabric

- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean silhouette

- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching

- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details + DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed graphics

- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat