Some books should probably stay on the shelf...This one definitely shouldn't.
Featuring a vintage-inspired cover for the entirely questionable classic "How to Please Women" by the legendary Ivor Biggun, this design is guaranteed to split opinion, spark laughter, and confuse at least one person every time you wear it.
Perfect for those who appreciate dry humor, old-school comedy, and the fine art of not taking life too seriously.
Because sometimes the best conversation starter is the one you're wearing.
Features
Premium quality unisex T-shirt
Vintage distressed book cover artwork
Soft, comfortable everyday fit
High-quality print designed to last
Ideal for lovers of clever humour and questionable taste
Whether it gets a laugh, an eye roll, or someone asking where you bought it...It's doing exactly what it was designed to do.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable, breathable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details + DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


