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How to Please Women T-Shirt

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Some books should probably stay on the shelf...This one definitely shouldn't.


Featuring a vintage-inspired cover for the entirely questionable classic "How to Please Women" by the legendary Ivor Biggun, this design is guaranteed to split opinion, spark laughter, and confuse at least one person every time you wear it.


Perfect for those who appreciate dry humor, old-school comedy, and the fine art of not taking life too seriously.

Because sometimes the best conversation starter is the one you're wearing.


Features

  • Premium quality unisex T-shirt

  • Vintage distressed book cover artwork

  • Soft, comfortable everyday fit

  • High-quality print designed to last

  • Ideal for lovers of clever humour and questionable taste

Whether it gets a laugh, an eye roll, or someone asking where you bought it...It's doing exactly what it was designed to do.


Product features

- 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable, breathable 180 g/m² fabric

- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean silhouette

- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching

- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details + DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed graphics

- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton


Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

    We know you've got plenty of places to spend your money. That's why we put our heart into creating original designs and quality clothing that deliver great value and a little bit of personality.

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    Original, creative designs

    UK  Designed with a distinctly British sense of humour

    Inspired by iconic films, music, pop culture and satire

    Quality apparel you'll actually want to wear

    Created by a small independent business with big ambitions

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    Not Everyone's Cuppa. Clothing of Questionable Taste. Designed for People Who Get It.

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