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For those who appreciate a bit of cheeky British humour, this one's a winner.


Featuring four determined jockeys racing on giant doorknobs, this clever visual pun is guaranteed to get a second look—and probably a laugh. Whether people get it instantly or a few seconds later, it's the kind of design that starts conversations wherever you wear it.


Printed on a soft, comfortable unisex T-shirt, it's perfect for pub nights, festivals, race days, or simply winding up your mates. It's silly, a little bit rude, and exactly the sort of thing that isn't everyone's cuppa.


Features


  • Unique "Knob Jockey" visual pun design

  • Soft, breathable premium cotton feel

  • Comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear

  • High-quality print built to last

  • Perfect gift for lovers of British humour, wordplay and questionable taste


Warning: May cause uncontrollable smirking, eye rolls and the occasional "I can't believe you're wearing that."

The fabric feels soft against the skin thanks to Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and keeps you comfortable through errands, coffee runs, or laid-back meetups. Thoughtful details (side seams, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label) keep the fit neat and the neckline resilient. Ethically produced blanks and REACH certification mean you’re choosing responsibly-made apparel.


Product features

- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz)

- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape

- Side seams for lasting shape and structured fit

- Small centered chest illustration with subtle back text

- Tear-away label; REACH certified; ethically manufactured


Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

Knob Jockey T-Shirt

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