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Knob Jockey T-Shirt

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For those who appreciate a bit of cheeky British humour, this one's a winner.


Featuring four determined jockeys racing on giant doorknobs, this clever visual pun is guaranteed to get a second look—and probably a laugh. Whether people get it instantly or a few seconds later, it's the kind of design that starts conversations wherever you wear it.


Printed on a soft, comfortable unisex T-shirt, it's perfect for pub nights, festivals, race days, or simply winding up your mates. It's silly, a little bit rude, and exactly the sort of thing that isn't everyone's cuppa.


Features


  • Unique "Knob Jockey" visual pun design

  • Soft, breathable premium cotton feel

  • Comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear

  • High-quality print built to last

  • Perfect gift for lovers of British humour, wordplay and questionable taste


Warning: May cause uncontrollable smirking, eye rolls and the occasional "I can't believe you're wearing that."

The fabric feels soft against the skin thanks to Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and keeps you comfortable through errands, coffee runs, or laid-back meetups. Thoughtful details (side seams, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label) keep the fit neat and the neckline resilient. Ethically produced blanks and REACH certification mean you’re choosing responsibly-made apparel.


Product features

- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz)

- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape

- Side seams for lasting shape and structured fit

- Small centered chest illustration with subtle back text

- Tear-away label; REACH certified; ethically manufactured


Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

    We know you've got plenty of places to spend your money. That's why we put our heart into creating original designs and quality clothing that deliver great value and a little bit of personality.

    We Promise to deliver 

     

    Original, creative designs

    UK  Designed with a distinctly British sense of humour

    Inspired by iconic films, music, pop culture and satire

    Quality apparel you'll actually want to wear

    Created by a small independent business with big ambitions

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    Not Everyone's Cuppa. Clothing of Questionable Taste. Designed for People Who Get It.

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