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Not All Submarines Were Created Equal T-Shirt

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Some submarines made history. Others made music.


This playful graphic tee puts a cheeky spin on one of the most iconic submarines ever imagined, alongside one of the most famous ships ever built. Whether you spot the reference straight away or enjoy watching other people do a double take, this design is made for fans of clever humour, classic pop culture and conversation-starting clothing.


Perfect for music lovers, film fans and anyone who appreciates a joke that's a little below the surface.


At Not Everyone's Cuppa, we create clothing that tells a story. Some stories are legendary. Some are a little unexpected.

Wear Your Story.


The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.


Disclaimer:

- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.


.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.

.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).

    We know you've got plenty of places to spend your money. That's why we put our heart into creating original designs and quality clothing that deliver great value and a little bit of personality.

    We Promise to deliver 

     

    Original, creative designs

    UK  Designed with a distinctly British sense of humour

    Inspired by iconic films, music, pop culture and satire

    Quality apparel you'll actually want to wear

    Created by a small independent business with big ambitions

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    Not Everyone's Cuppa. Clothing of Questionable Taste. Designed for People Who Get It.

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    39 Collingwood Street 

    Newcastle 

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    CONTACT US

    Visit or customer services page or email Our customer service guru. Simon@noteveryonescuppa.com 

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