Remember when being an adult looked fun?

Bills, emails, back pain, wondering what's for tea... turns out we were sold a dream.

Featuring military-inspired embroidered name tapes stitched onto a relaxed oversized tee, this design blends utility style with painfully relatable humour. The premium patch aesthetic gives it the look of authentic tactical gear—only the mission is surviving adulthood.

If this made you laugh, it's probably because it's true.

We wanted to be adults so bad.

Now look at us.

Just fu@@ing look.

Not Everyone's Cuppa.

Probably yours.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable with a soft, worn-in feel

- Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, lived-in color and texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability

- Tubular knit without side seams plus double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction

- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and offered in 58 colorways

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean